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The Amorous<br>Oddball Lobster

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The Amorous<br>Oddball Lobster
The Amorous<br>Oddball Lobster
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The Amorous
Oddball Lobster

 By Bron Hendrixson

He begins all sexual encounters with an awkward dance in time to a music of sorts; his mate guards with her life the eggs that he fertilizes, but as soon as their children hatch, both parents will eagerly The Amorous<br>Oddball Lobstereat them if hungry enough. He's an odd character all right. He's been called both cannibal and scavenger, a many limbed miniature sea monster, a creature from inner space who is near blind despite his ten thousand tiny eyes or facets, who can cast off an endangered arm or leg and grow an other at will. His marvelous mixed up anatomy includes a nervous system centered in his belly and a minute brain both above and below his throat; he "hears" with his legs, "tastes" with his toes and has teeth in his stomach. He is literally made inside out and upside down, his shell bones enclosing his succulent flesh as if it were marrow, and, what's more, his family has been living thus without complaint for some 100 million years. Yet this second cousin of the spider, this vulture of the sea, is now close to becoming America's favorite food for love. Oysters, choice Beluga caviar, black and white truffles and paf~ de foie gras are certainly his rivals, it's true, not to mention exotic foods like ortolan thighs and bird's nest soup, but he alone among them makes a main course in himself; and furthermore, he constitutes almost no carbohydrates and only eighty eight calories for a three quarter pound serving. No hymns have been written to Homarus americanus, the American lobster, no one has penned a panegyric on this princely dish, but the crotchety crustacean has to be crowned King of the Clawed Love fish.

Much has been written in amatory treatises on the tempting lobster and his phallic like claws, perhaps Brillat Savarin alone among great cooks and erotologists neglecting to do Homarus homage. The long clawed lobster has certainly lengthened and heightened the pleasures of Eros through the centuries. Casanova, Gabrielle D'Annunzio and all the proverbial Lotharios of life and literature have favored him. Lobster took its proper place in the famous paella recipe of Angelo Torredana, Casanova's traveling companion, who appears to have been more macho than the maestro, at least judging by the fact that he died in the arms of his nineteen year old mistress while still a most vigorous ninety two. Ribald Rabelais praises Homarus in several places: his Master Gaster reveling in it; the divers of his Queen Quintessence "setting nets to catch the wind and bagging great lobsters"; and Gargantua's friend Gymnastes advising that lobster be cooked "red as a cardinal's hat" for the best possible results.

It has been recorded that The King of London's Streetwalkers, "Mad" William Windham, regaled his girls with huge lobsters as well as plump oysters, and spiced crawfish (small lobsters without claws) were zaftig Lillian Russell's choice as a prelude to many a night of love. Similarly, the common crab, another lobster relative, figures in Crab Louis (the tender meat of Dungeness crabs lavished with hot chili sauce and whipped cream mayonnaise), which ranks among the most vaunted of aphrodisiac foods. When dining at his favorite New Orleans restaurant the greatest of tenors and exemplary lover Enrico Caruso would reorder this tasty dish, invented by a San Francisco chef, until there wasn't any left in the kitchen. Yet neither of these concoctions compares with lobster plain, or the many lobster dishes sensuous gourmets have invented over the years.

Here's a nice recipie to start your love feast Lobster in Cream Sauce.


 
 
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