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Riddle # 1
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
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He simply let out a little whine.
Riddle # 2
What came out when the boy put a lead slug in the popcorn machine?
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Riddle # 3
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
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Stop taking me for granite.
Riddle # 4
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get away from Colonel Sanders
Riddle # 5
What do you call a man who shaves 20 times a day?
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Riddle # 6
What do you call a frightened skin-diver?
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Riddle # 7
What pill do you take to get far away?
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Riddle # 8
What do you call an Indian hitchhiking in October?
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Riddle # 9
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
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Going in one ear and out the other.
Riddle # 10
Where was Solomon's Temple?
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Riddle # 11
What's yellow and always points North?
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Riddle # 12
What animal can fly higher than a house?
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All flying animals because houses don't fly.
Riddle # 13
What has 16 legs, a bra and whistles through the woods?
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Riddle # 14
What gets wetter the more times it dries?
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Riddle # 15
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
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Riddle # 16
What goes up but never comes down?
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Riddle # 17
What always weighs the same no matter how big it gets?
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Riddle # 18
What is the best cure for insomnia?
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Riddle # 19
Which American president wore the largest hat?
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The one with the biggest head.
Riddle # 20
What's the difference between an old Indian head penny and a new nickel?
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Riddle # 21
Is major surgery possible on a very obese woman?
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Yes. But it is much better and safer if done on an operating table.
Riddle # 22
How many famous men have been born in Alaska?
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Riddle # 23
How do you now when you're no longer wanted?
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They take your picture down at the Post Office.
Riddle # 24
What do you get if you eat uranium?
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Riddle # 25
What's big and red and eats rocks?
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