A collection of tongue twisters guaranteed to tie your tongue into a twisted knot...
Tongue Twister # 1
A flea and a fly in a flue, said the fly.
Oh what should we do, said the flea.
Let us fly, said the fly to the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Tongue Twister # 2
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
Tongue Twister # 3
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy.
Was he?
Tongue Twister # 4
How much news would an Agnew choose.
If an Agnew could choose news.
Tongue Twister # 5
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
Tongue Twister # 6
I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
Tongue Twister # 7
If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister
His tongue will be twisted
As tongue-twister twists tongues.
Tongue Twister # 8
I'm a sheet slitter;
I slit sheets.
If sheet need slitting,
Sheets I slit.
Tongue Twister # 9
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we're plucking pheasants, it's a pheasant plucking life.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.
Tongue Twister # 10
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
You thought I thought.
Tongue Twister # 11
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
Tongue Twister # 12
Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.
Tongue Twister # 13
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Tongue Twister # 14
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine?
Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers
Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?
TTongue Twister # 15
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
TTongue Twister # 16
The butter Betty bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty's bitter batter better.
TTongue Twister # 17
We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.
TTongue Twister # 18
When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctors the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in his own way?
Or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way?